BARCHESTER TOWERS (Chapter VI), by Anthony Trollope (1857)
There is, perhaps, no greater hardship at present inflicted on mankind in civilized and free countries than the necessity of listening to sermons. No one but a preaching clergyman has, in these realms, the power of compelling an audience to sit silent and be tormented. No one but a preaching clergyman can revel in platitudes, truisms, and untruisms, and yet receive, as his undisputed privilege, the same respectful demeanour as though words of impassioned eloquence, or persuasive logic, fell from his lips. … But no one can rid himself of the preaching clergyman. He is the bore of the age, the old man whom we Sindbads cannot shake off, the nightmare that disturbs our Sunday’s rest, the incubus that overloads our religion and makes God’s service distasteful. We are not forced into church! No: but we desire more than that. We desire not to be forced to stay away. We desire, nay, we are resolute, to enjoy the comfort of public worship, but we desire also that we may do so without an amount of tedium which ordinary human nature cannot endure with patience; that we may be able to leave the house of God without that anxious longing for escape which is the common consequence of common sermons.
I pray my sermons never fall into such a category! (Although it may be pride that makes me think they haven’t!!)
Candle in a Cave 
Not to worry! In case you haven’t noticed, our pews are fuller and more folks are showing up for mid-week services and activities. If I can’t be at a service, I ALWAYS read the sermon. Some are better than others,
none have been bad, though the sample is still small.